So, now that The Exchange is officially reopened as a strip club, I can finally tell the romantic story: ‘See that sleazy strip joint? That’s where Kat and I first met
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“Why is the inside of my motel room so much colder than outside??”

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I think there’s something living in the basement of this hotel that is only dangerous during the hours of darkness

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Last week I was working 800km into the Outback on remote cattle stations. This week on a tropical rainforest island.

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.. your “cordless phone accessories” section contains nothing but cords.

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These ‘before & after’ pics are getting more and more unbelievable..

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The Exchange
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Wallet vs. Gravity
Drove 10km to the gym at 5.30 this morning with my wallet on the roof of the car. Somehow it was still up there when I arrived!
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So, Townsville has an old-school vampire running for office now

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Permanent Resident
After 8 months of waiting, Immigration finally handed me my Permanent Residency visa today 🙂
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Kat and I just had a very serious relationship talk. We’ve now established some crucial ground rules