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My smartwatch has such low expectations of me these days – It congratulates me for staying active every time I go for a walk to the fridge.
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I was leaving for work, locked up the empty house then heard a noise from inside. I went back in to check..
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The time when Kat put me in charge of announcing the upcoming arrival of mcpheeJnr
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“Oh Shit, I’ve brought you in the wrong way, the tower told us to approach from the south”
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Gluten free Big Mac – that’s it, I’m moving to Sweden!
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My bucks party, and our second injury of the day needed a lifeguard.
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That awkward moment when you know absolutely nothing about the wrestling event you’re being interviewed about on camera.
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I think there’s something living in the basement of this hotel that is only dangerous during the hours of darkness
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Last week I was working 800km into the Outback on remote cattle stations. This week on a tropical rainforest island.