I’ve just got back from a week in Portugal with my girl, Claire

We stayed at her uncles house, and was sunny and stuff, and I went through 3 pairs of sunglasses (I break them a lot), but the important point is..

I swam with dolphins!

yay

Was a little concerned with the talk they gave us before we swam though, they explained that dolphins like being touched on their nose, blowhole, head, genitals….  and that if we wanted to hug and kiss the dolphins, to remember which bits they like being touched on…

I hasten to add that I didn’t play with the dolphins genitals, and that any rash I might have developed over the last few days is probably a heat rash.