v 4.03: proof if needed that not all roleplayers lead interesting lives
I’ve never had an enemies list, it’s something I now feel I ought to have.
This isn’t something to take lightly, it’s not a comedy list, or something daft with Saddam Hussain and other people that don’t personally affect my life.
It’s solely concerned with people in my life that have earned a place as an enemy of me.
Not gonna print it here ;p
Just thought you should all know I now have a list!
Here’s what some Passing Idiots had to say:
Am I on it? *hovers over the ‘delete phee’s site’ button* (obviously there isn’t such a button, it’s an empty threat).
Maybe not show the list of people but how about a list of what people have done to deserve a place on the list?
Won’t listing all of what people have done pretty much tell us who’s on the list? Or was that you whole evil archenemy scheme in the first place pix.
Ooh, and if it helps me get on the list, I had a dream phee punched me and started trying weird ninJA stuff on me.. so I grabbed him in a adrenaline crazed rage and broke his spine. Then I started fighting aliens.. that was probly kinda a seperate dream.
I’ve been thinking about it today, and remember that I actually had an enemy list a few years ago.
For reasons of ‘being a git to Wolfie’ I had to start a fake Quest group, and then get one of my other groups to massacre it. (The massacred group would then run to Wolfie’s alliance for help, and use that to get into his alliance and spy).
I named all the 15 characters after my real life enemies at the time .. and took great pleasure in killing every last one of them (see disclaimer). It was very therapeutic.
The spy thing worked like a dream too 🙂
Disclaimer: Not ‘every last one of them’ died, Brandreth the dwarven fighter went on to become something of a legend, as, thanks to the annihilation routine, single character groups were invulnerable, he even killed a dragon once!
The real-life Brandreth is still a git.
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