Tuesday 14 October 17:20 – location: Warrington
Feeling pretty knackered I finished work and began my 20 mile drive to Salford to train in Ninjutsu.

Tuesday 14 October 17:50 – location: Salford University Carpark
I pulled into the carpark, parked up, switched off my engine, ready to go ninJA…

Tuesday 14 October 18:50 – location: Salford University Carpark
I woke up, still in the carpark, still in my car, still with my seatbelt on, still with the keys in the ignition…

Tuesday 14 October 18:51 – location: Salford University Carpark
Deciding it was too late to train now that I’d missed more than half the lesson, I decided to sneak off (ninJA stle) home.

With my ninJA training I knew I could leave the scene unnoticed, leaving no trace I’d ever been there… the perfect ninJA exit.. 

Nobody would EVER find out that I’d fallen asleep in my car…

except that, earlier that evening…

Tuesday 14 October 17:49 – location: Salford University Carpark
As I approached the carpark, I waved at NinJARich.

Who therefore knew I’d been there, and when I didn’t turn up to the class, had phoned and then texted me.

With my silent escape route thus compromised I had little choice but to confess the truth to him.

ninJA stealth indeed!