I emailed a clown today..

Hi

I’m not sure if this is something you can help me with

It’s my girlfriends 21st birthday next wednesday (22nd), and we’ll be arriving back into the country at Manchester Airport just after 3.30 in the afternoon.

What I was hoping for, was to have a clown, in colourful clothing, with baloons and holding a card with Claire’s name on it (the way you see people in movies when they’re waiting at the arrivals lounge for someone), meet Claire, and then either sing happy birthday, or maybe just look as though he’s about to launch into something loud and funny, but then just say a deadpan “happy birthday Claire”, hand her a card and walk away…

I just think it’d make a really memorable 21st to arrive off a plane and be met by a clown..

Is this something you’d be able to help with?  How much would it cost?

His reply

Sorry I’m not that stupid.

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What an unfriendly clown! 🙁