I got jumped by 3 lads last night, luckily I’m a ninJA and managed put them all on the floor before I got battered, but one got a lucky punch and another a lucky kick.

I’ve got a black eye and a sore shin to show for it!

But I fought off 3 attackers, which is the important thing to remember.

me = ninJA!

Should probably mention that the 3 lads that jumped me were Sarah (my ex’s) kids, and we were just playfighting.. but the way I described it at first sounds better than getting a black eye from a ten year old 😀