I was staying at J’s house just before Christmas, we all had the usual heavily drunken night.

Woke up the next morning, all the windows and doors are covered so it was the kind of darkness that could have been 6am, or could have been 2pm.

Then a voice in my head said “It doesn’t even matter about that.  In my opinion it’s 8:39”

I thought that was a pretty strange thing for a voice in my head to say, but it was specific enough that it made me wonder.

J has 2 clocks in the room, both of which long ago stopped working.

So I dug out my phone and checked the time.

It was 8:38

A little weird, but disappointing, to be so close but still wrong. 

Just to be sure though.. I dialled the speaking clock

“At the third stroke the time will be eight, thirty nine and fifty seconds” … !

There’s a voice in my head, and it knows stuff!