I was sorting out our evidence store making space for an influx of counterfeit dvd’s and games, when I came across a wheelie bin full of porn.

Amongst all the ‘specialist’ magazines (some so old they were still priced in pounds and shillings), lists of sex phonelines, and sex toys, I found one particular item I felt the need to blog about.

There was a blow up ‘Kylie’ doll, which was strangely missing from it’s box, but it’s the description on the box that caught my attention … particularly the last line.

She is strong and healthy.
Active and always ready for sex.
She has soft young breasts, curvaceous hips, real hair (eww! – phee), soft sensual open mouth, lucious Vagina and an inviting tight anus.
She also kneels forward to enable you to take her DOGGY style.
She inflates to life size and then conveniently folds away after love.

A girlfriend that ‘conveniently folds away after love’, how cool is that! ;p