I have now on four separate occasions told friends/colleagues “I’m going to see Kill Bill tonight”..

… and on every occasion something has come up at the last minute to stop me seeing it.

The first time was a monday, I left work to pick Claire up for the cinema … when I got to hers she was feeling ill so we didn’t go, but arranged to go two days later.

The second time was therefore a Wednesday, I left work to pick Claire up for the cinema … when I got to hers .. it was her Grandads birthday, and there was a family meal going on that she’d forgotten about, so we didn’t go.

The third time was again a monday, I was about to leave work to pick Claire up for the cinema … but her Grandad had been taken to hospital, we cancelled so she could go visit him.

The fourth time was .. it was a monday again, I left work to pick Claire up for the cinema … we drove to the cinema … we arrived at the cinema … and Claire didn’t fancy seeing Kill Bill, so we saw the Texas Chainsaw Massacre instead .. eww

It’s just not funny anymore!

Tonight I am going to Blackpool, everyone else is arriving tomorrow morning, so I have an evening to myself .. I plan to go see Kill Bill…

It is my suspicion that the current wind/rain combination is building up to something that is intended to prevent me reaching the cinema.

All of which kinda ties in with my Truman Show theory .. is there a reason I’m being prevented from seeing this film? .. maybe it contains the answers to some important questions that I’m not supposed to ask…