It’s emerged over the past week that there is a hierarchy of badassness, and that ninJA’s aren’t top of the badass tree.

On Tuesday we needed mats for the grading (to break the baby ninJA’s falls), there was a bit of an arguement between Taff (ninJA sensei) and the sensei of the Judo class who also wanted them.

As expected, ninJA’s were more badass and the Judo guy skulked off matless.

The badass tree stands with ninJA’s at the top: ninJA Judo

But tonight there was another crisis, the room where we train was booked out to some charity thing for kids with cancer.

My thoughts were that as ninJA’s we could easily battle kids and reclaim the room … but these were kids with cancer, and therefore already weakened .. how could we Not kick their ass?

None of the other ninJA’s were up for it tho.  Which lead me to believe that if ninJA’s were scared of fighting them, kids with cancer must be significantly more badass than I had believed.

Leaving the badass hierarchy currently standing as: Poorly Kids ninJA Judo

I know ninJA’s can regain their place at the top of the hierarchy … we just need to kick a few sick kids … watch out Tiny Tim, I’m comin’ for you!