Last night was my grading for my 6th kyu ninjutsu, I failed.
I didn’t fail cos I can’t do the techniques, I didn’t fail cos I’m a poor ninJA, I didn’t fail cos I hadn’t trained hard enough.
I failed cos I don’t speak Japanese.
There were four of us going for sixth kyu, 3 of us failed … for not being able to speak Japanese.
We were called up two by two (I went up with WrongMark), and the grader shouted instructions at us in Japanese … to which we generally could do nothing but stand there bemused and shrug … we don’t speak Japanese!
Gradings have never been carried out like that before, we didn’t have any warning that speaking Japanese would be important to this one …
bah!
Still seventh kyu ninJA
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