In the past 8 days I’ve

Driven over 400 miles, travelled in 4 planes, 10 different cars, and 1 train. Slept in 7 different beds, got drunk in 2 capital cities, met an ancient god, got significantly less than 5 hours sleep a night (on the nights when I actually made it to bed). Drank various combinations of vodka, sambuca, aftershock, malibu, red wine, white wine, lager, Pimm’s, and probably a few more, and mostly mixed together into one handy bottle for ease of sneaking into clubs. And threw up only once.

Back at work today for a rest!