When I was in Manchester the other week (on my way to the reunion) I caught the Metro tram.

As usual I was running late, and arrived at the same time as the tram, so jumped on without a ticket.

Three stops later I got thrown off, and fined £10.

A week earlier I got done for speeding again!
This time I was doing 50 through some Motorway roadworks … bleh

On a brighter note, I haven’t had a parking ticket for months.