It’s Friday night, I’m in Wolverhampton, never been there before in my life.

Am walking drunkenly towards the next pub.

There’s a girl handing out flyers for a nightclub. I’ve never seen her before in my life

She see’s me and says “You’re mcphee”

I look a little confused, remembering the hobo incident.

She then clarifies the situation with “I recognise you from the photo” …

erm …