I seem to be locked in an internal battle of wits, drunken phee vs sober phee.

For a long time sober phee was able to keep a check on drunken phee by piecing together evidence of the previous nights events from text messages, call logs and photos.

Drunken phee however has now got wise to this and I’ve caught myself recently deleting texts as I send them.. just to hide them from my sober self. Not content with just deleting the text, I then edit the “recently texted people” bit of the text log, so there’s no trace there ever was a text.

Drunken phee seems to have gained the upper hand. (also he’s better at pool).